First woman to be convicted under the Terrorism Act of 2000. Her crime, owning copies of "The Al-Qaeda Manual and The Mujahideen Poisons Handbook" with no evidence that they were to be used for "terrorist" purposes. She also posted poetry online (which I guess is pretty heinous), under the name "Lyrical Terrorist". (On hearing the news Wu-Tang Clan's Ghostface Killah cancelled plans for a UK tour with Bomb da Bass.) Remember, we're doing this to protect democracy and freedom, so shut up and be grateful that you live in a free country.

As informed by grassroot group Scotland Against Criminalising Communities, our favourite kick-arse lawyer Aamer Anwar is likely to face contempt of court charges for disagreeing with the judge in the Siddique "terrorism" case.