Clown Army continues Operation Elsewhere The long Scottish nights and short days getting you down? Fed up with the cold weather? Ever wished you were elsewhere? How about going on a winter break to some sunny clime? Or a weekend trip to one of Eastern Europe’s lovely cities? See those big white planes without any identification markings at Glasgow airport and Prestwick airport? Well, you could win a one-way trip, manacled, to an exotic location not of your choice. Its all part of the Scottish government’s RENDITION of The War Against Terror (TWAT). We at CIRCA know a TWAT when we meet one. War masquerades as peace, slavery as freedom, and kidnapping as rendition. In response, Glasgow’s Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army (CIRCA) have been deployed to continue Operation Elsewhere. Launched in October, Operation Elsewhere is attempting to secure asylum for all rebel clowns from any country that practices terrorism, for example those countries whose secretive police break into family’s homes in the middle of the night, handcuff their children, separate them from their parents and then deport them. Of course any rebel clowns who find themselves in a country that engages in such practices are called on to demand deportation immediately to a SAFE, JUST, and TOLERANT society. Rebel Clowns have risen up from nowhere and are everywhere. We are CIRCA because we are neither here nor there. In short we’re from elsewhere. So our Advance Intelligence Unit was deployed this morning to the Home Office Immigration building where the Asylum processing programme is now well under way. The offices are located at Festive Court 3 at Cessnock. And very festive it all was!! When we arrived over 30 people were holding a candlelit vigil outside the offices and lines of police were guarding the gates to enable the free flow of deportees out of the country. Wave to the handcuffed children everyone!!! Happy Christmas!!! We at CIRCA wanted to identify the chances of getting deported to a place where handcuffing, deporting, and terrorising kids and their parents is considered immoral and illegal. Unfortunately, even though we politely asked the police if they would handcuff us and send us off in one of those big white planes without any identification markings, we were met with silence. Of course silence implies complicity and condoning. Like we said, we at CIRCA know a TWAT when we meet one.