'Facebook advertised unofficial party in the park - Royal Wedding day to celebrate the wedding or nor this being Glasgow. Lots of people, sunny day, lots of alcohol. Organisers freak out when 5000 turn up. Sound system switched off late afternoon, lots of cops. Something happens, cops go in. Police helicopter circles above. Cops get bottled. Riot cops pitch in, mounted horses, two cop vans get windows busted, 20+ arrests. Cops all over the West End, lots of pissed people too. Something like that.'