Big Bike Blessing - Another great Glasgow Critical Mass

About 80 cyclists came out to the Big Bike Blessing on this sunny evening in Glasgow. The priest from the church of the Holly Bikes were sent by St Cycle to help cyclists realize that by ridding their bikes they are actually saving the city dwellers and the planet at the same time. Every cyclists was praised as a hero, a savior for they are the only ones that can help this oil driven economy. They are the only ones that can bring fresh air to the contaminated city. They are the ones taking action on a daily bases no matter where they are from, what their religion might be, or what their profession is. The bike will save us. AMEN! BIG BIKE BLESSING - Another great Critical Mass bike ride in Glasgow About 80 cyclists came out to the Big Bike Blessing on this sunny evening in Glasgow. The priest from the church of the Holly Bikes were sent by St Cycle to help cyclists realize that by ridding their bikes they are actually saving the city dwellers and the planet at the same time. Every cyclists was praised as a hero, a savior for they are the only ones that can help this oil driven economy. They are the only ones that can bring fresh air to the contaminated city. They are the ones taking action on a daily bases no matter where they are from, what their religion might be, or what their profession is. The bike will save us. AMEN! Holly oil was used to bless about 20 bikes and every cyclist was thanked for their incredible achievement, their heroic act of using their self propelled vehicles. They were told that the Great St Cycles is looking over all of us and that we will be looked after during our ride around the city as long as we stick together. The ceremonious aspect of this gathering actually created some great interactions and made people curious to the point of wanting to know more. There were some very interesting discussion about our religious belief in bikes (which challenged people in their own beliefs). This also brought all the cyclists together. As for cultural diversity, and just to show that it's not about the religion but about bikes, there were a few people sending blessings dressed in a more Hindu style as well. There was even some strange reptile that decided to join the ceremonies of the day. The Weird Bike Show brought out the ZEM (Zero Emissions Machine) once again, with it's hopping sound system and provided the brothers and sisters from the church of the Holly Bikes a brilliant ride. The promised Divine Intervention did occur around Trongate where a pair of shoes belonging to no other than St Cycles were carefully left on top of an electric box before he himself was taken to the sky. As for the police charging cyclists of blocking traffic last month, there was a completely different vibe this month. There were two police officers on bikes that came along to the ride. They were very mellow and therefor were given quite a few blessings. We also have some excellent footage that shows how fast bikes can get out of the way to let things like fire trucks and the police through. The only thing holding these emergency vehicles up were the motors ... not bikes. The mass finished in George Sq where everyone left was stamped with a 'Bike Route' Stamp ensuring a special discount to the gig at the Art School with Jumble Sales Sound System and Bedlam Boudoir fancy burlesque night. For those that claimed Critical Mass was dead ... I'm pleased to inform you that our numbers are still growing and we're loving it. Bless you Bike!!

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Re: Big Bike Blessing - Another great Glasgow Critical Mass

one of the most interactive, mellow critical masses I've experienced yet. It really did feel like the ceremony brought everyone together. different people were taking the lead and there seemed to be much more communication amongst the riders. I've also never seen so many happy pedestrians. It seemed like the message was so simple and clear that everyone could relate to it. Critical Masser

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Also check out the wee article in the Evening times "Cyclists get on their bike for city ride" Dozens of cyclists will meet in Glasgow city centre tomorrow for a mass bike ride through the city. The Critical Mass is a gathering of cyclists which takes place in cities around the world every month. It has no formal organiser but enthusiasts and regular riders promote the events on fliers and websites. advertisement The Glasgow Critical Mass site - www.glasgow criticalmass.org.uk - says: "you should expect a safe and peaceful bike ride with other jolly cyclists." Glasgow's Critical Mass meets in George Square at 5.30pm. http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/display.var.1421815.0.cyclists_get_on... I'd say they chose a pretty good quote. Thanks

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Yeah, a great spirit to the ride yesterday evening. Perfect weather, great new sound system, good communication and a fantastically random route through the merchant city. It's a shame those kids rolled up at the end rather than at the start, looked like they would have loved it! It would have brought more diversity to the group too... perhaps next time. Finally: thanks to the two cycle cops who managed to strike the perfect balance and facilitate but not interfere. Although we don't need them to be safe they definitely had a calming influence on the taxis.

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Critical Mass is alive and very much kicking! Yeehah! Amen! (and may your god or gods go with you)

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Is "Father" on stilts or something, and boy that "nun" does look tasty! She's HOT!

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aye shes a good looking girl aw right the nun, no so sure aboot faither though :-)

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I was at the Edinburgh Critical Mass yesterday, with about 15 or 20 of us there. It went along fairly peacefully, with the exception of the police in the middle of the medows. The banner that someone had, had to be taken down, but apart from that there was no issue, apart from some tailbacks.

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hey folks, i got news, rumour has it that global warming is a scam, put about by the fookers that rule this planet as a means of effecting social change, ye we all gonna end up living in habitat areas, with no private property, no private transport, toiling away at the side of the road making beads for chinese tourists for govenment non savable credits with a great bid microchip stuck up our arse to boot. food for thought, eh?

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Hey man, I think them coppers are screwing with our heads, I mean, good cop - bad cop, whats that all about

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"Good cop, bad cop"? Should be: "bike cop, car cop". The ones on bikes are able to relax, take a full measure of the situation and interact with other participants on a human level. A smile or a couple of words being sufficient for most communication. Cops isolated in cars just sit there getting frustrated at the delay until they feel the need to get all macho and try to take control. Just like everyone else, really. More police need to get out of their cars and get on their bikes!

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Thats what I meant. So what do you all reckon, is good cop, i mean bike cop here to stay, or will we see the return of bad cop, i mean car cop.

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To make the event bigger I propose that everyone should aim to bring a newbie to each and every ride. Would become really big really quickly imho. I'll be bringing two new people to the next one. The last one was only my second and the policing is just baffling. Hopefully if any police turn up to the next one it'll be the ones on the bikes.

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Ye. to make the event really, really big, I propose that everyone turns up. We could even insert an airpump up our arses. Now that would blow the event out of all proportion.

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Next Critical Mass: 5:30pm, Friday 29th June in the Year of Our Lord 2007. Be there, otherwise you wont be there!

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